Finton’s Frolic: Karma
Updated: Aug 23, 2021
By Daniel Finton (Deputy Editor)
What up, Pimps?
Welcome one and welcome all to the Finton’s Frolic right opinion zone. After that loss to Chelsea there’s a lot to say. But honestly, I think it’s best to say what no one has yet: Karma is a bitch.
The way that some fans, emphasize the “some” hard as you can, have been acting has been nothing short of utterly despicable and they deserve the pain that comes from a loss. The treatment towards Aaron Ramsdale has been repulsive to say the least. The abuse and overdoing it against that of Edu, Arteta and others has also been atrocious as always, and well, life comes at you fast, cretins.
There has been too many times where a good loving, normal person otherwise known as a Pimp could point to Arsenal fans whilst calling them completely out of order, or as we’d say in in America, “fucking assholes”. And it’s caught up to them, us, or whatever you want to call the collective unit that follows Arsenal faithfully, blindly and sadly abusively sometimes too.
It’s not just “those” fans that got their just desserts either, however. The board and Mikel Arteta are probably just now coming to the stark realization that you can’t reap what you don’t sew. The former needed to bring us a right back and a striker, and they didn’t. Therefore consequently, Cedric started. Enough said regarding the right back conundrum to be honest. And as for striker, a KID so raw that if you bit him you’d get a tapeworm had to come on because the manager had no other options.
But Arteta isn’t just the victim, he too is a perpetrator himself, also getting what he deserves. This team isn’t good enough to play like a copycat Pep team and he is seemingly refusing to come to terms with that. Whether that's down to delusion or stubbornness, I'm not sure, but I hope and bet he is self aware enough to see that what he's currently doing ain't cutting the mustard, only the cheese, because this football fucking reeks like a wretched fart.
The young manager is currently running the side in a fashion similar to a pathetic, unsuccessful rendition of Arsene Wenger’s renowned mulishness. Arteta isn’t adjusting and because of that, he's getting some Karma of his own as well.
The karma runs even deeper as well. Tierney and Martinelli disrespected their bodies with how much they passionately ran themselves into the ground, so they got hurt as a result. Smith Rowe and Saka signed new deals, which they never should have done if we're honest, so they got some loser pie too. And finally, Mari paid the price for being so handsome. Lukaku picked him to bully on the day because he just wanted to see the Spaniard's gorgeousness up close and smell him too.
All in all, there’s a lot of Karma going around at the moment. Be good out there, what goes around comes around.